IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

A good woman keeps her mind right and her body tight.

There isn’t any hell or heaven except for how we relate to our world. Hell is just resistance to life.

Change brings opportunity.

If you like Girl with Dragon Tattoo and Vampires, this is for you! (Kathi Humphries (Design) on 'ORPHANS - Time is running out' by Ian Dewar)

He who forsakes his own community and joins another perishes as the king who embraces an unrighteous path.

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to steady it, otherwise, they will go to the bottom together.

For friends... do but look upon good Books: they are true friends, that will neither flatter nor dissemble.

Sometimes, things are just exercises.

Information is the manager's main tool, indeed the manager's capital, and it is he who must decide what information he needs and how to use it.

Robinson Crusoe, the self-sufficient man, could not have lived in New York city.