INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I make art when I can't gather the words to say.

Sometimes a hard day's work is easier than a lot of things you can meet in life.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

You should have a fund of knowledge of something and out of that you make up you mind.

It is a first class human tragedy that people of the earth who claim to believe in the message of Jesus, whom they describe as the Prince of Peace, show little of that belief in actual practice.

Like at home, I don't wear heels. But everywhere else I go, I wear heels.

Id never heard of a hall pass until I came to America. It sounds like something at school.

I think white is the most wonderful color of all, because within it one can find every color of the rainbow.

You kill -- You die." That was probably the most naive thing I've ever said. The fact is -- in most cases, NOW, the way things are -- you kill -- you LIVE.