IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

Liberty is terrifying but it is also exhilarating.

Never rate yourself too low

Failure to a positively programmed mind is nothing but an opportunity to carefully try again with a more strategic approach.

Stephen Douglas's oratory was designed for the galleries, Lincoln's for his peers

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation.

... it does not do to tell great people anything unpleasant.

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

That's why they (the Bush administration) had to make up that story about weapons of mass destruction. Because that was the only thing that would sell to the American people, and that wasn't true.

As we go through life our relationship with our own mortality and our inevitable demise increases.

They say that travelling broadens your mind, but first you must have a mind.