Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Bring on the people you want me to love, the situations you want me to take on, and the lessons you want me to learn.

We do not have bodies—we are bodies! What could possibly be wrong with that form of consciousness? It is all energy anyways.

My favorite genre is definitely romantic comedy. I love 'When Harry Met Sally.'

We are what we eat — not only physically, but mentally and emotionally as well.

Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.

It is better to travel well then arrive.

I am the one whose love overcomes you, already with you when you think to call my name.

There is no scientific evidence that doing over 10 percent of births with a cesarean improves the outcome for the woman or improves the outcome for the baby.

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

What we link to pleasure and what we link to pain determines our destiny.