Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When a man cannot fight he would curse. The gods like to feel needed.

It's sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that's really skinny.

The practice of meditation is a way of continuing one's confusion, chaos, aggression, and passion—but working with it, seeing it from the enlightened point of view.

You don't always have to say something. Let your life be your message.

A heart that hurts is a heart that works.

Here I found those who had set out before me, both by sea and land, except those who have died.

It's my job, it's what I do, it's what I'm on earth to do and it's who I am.

You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.

What we have as artists is the immortalization opportunity that others don't have, because our work is lasting; it's there forever to view.

Im involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.