Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans, ” the man said.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

We probably, as primitive people, made music before we actually had a language, and that's where language comes from.

The live concerts are still one of the two greatest joys of my life.

As to the old history of Ireland, the first man ever died in Ireland was Partholan, and he is buried, and his greyhound along with him, at some place in Kerry.

To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

But you have to be creative on how you sell yourself and market yourself.

Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.