Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--

There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.

Oh, it's no crime to want and need somebody to love and to be loved by and to go and do what you need to do to have that, but its certainly a pity when you want it so badly you'll let it be anybody.

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.

Heartbreak is how we mature... There is almost no path a human being can follow that does not lead to heartbreak.

The deed will be accomplished with the least amount of bloodshed possible, and, if possible ..., we'll save all the souls and send them happily off to their abode.

I always believed in my characters. I lived them

Imagination awakens ambition, then causes it to lose its way.

Science only goes so far, then comes God. - Noah Calhoun-

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

Honesty without kindness, humor, and goodheartedness can be just mean.

I had a great time with John Duigan he's pretty amazing.