If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

A knowledgeable curious mind is the bridging ground for ideas.

Now, public libraries are most admirable institutions, but they have one irritating custom. They want their books back.

I'm not sure anyone knows what they're looking for until they find it

Social media... it's the future for the new generation.

It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity subject to the same merchandising rules as chewing gum.

I'm writing the book to a children's musical. I got a note from the producers saying, "Can't you make it campier?" So now, I'm trying to determine the camp sensibility of the average eight year old.

Cheryl Cole, if you're reading this, I may not be as prety as you but at least I write my own songs.

I believe that producing pictures, as I do, is almost solely a question of wanting so very much to do it well.

Anybody talented in any way - they're called eccentric.