If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Arsene Wenger uses the FA Cup to bleed his youngsters

Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce.

The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters

I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put Last of the Mohicans on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis. It hurts me to say it because he's a Millwall fan, but I think he's fantastic.

Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

You don't make a poem with ideas, but with words.

The bad novelist constructs his characters; he directs them and makes them speak. The true novelist listens to them and watches them act; he hears their voices even before he knows them.

I can handle a bad story better than anybody as long as it's true and, you know, over a course of time, I'll make mistakes and you'll write badly and I'm OK with that. But I'm not OK when it is fake.

When people don't comply, things - bad things will happen afterwards.

I got very well acquainted with Joe Stalin, and I like old Joe! He is a decent fellow. But Joe is a prisoner of the Politburo.

Right now we also have this epidemic of obesity and diabetes.

I don't like writing as an expert. I like writing as an amateur. I like writing as an idiot. It's much more fun to start in ignorance.

I lived at home till I was 29.

On some deep cosmic level, we are all one, and within us we each contain the potential for good and for destruction, for compassion and hate, for generosity and greed.

Tis but a base, ignoble mind That mounts no higher than a bird can soar.