If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

I have noticed that even those who assert that everything is predestined and that we can change nothing about it still look both ways before they cross the street

The past is what it was in a flash

To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.

Once you bring life into the world, you must protect it. We must protect it by changing the world.

I got my heroes secondhand, from television and movies, to a certain extent.

If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table?

When you use any kind of internet based capability, any kind of electronic capability, to cause damage to a private entity or a foreign nation or a foreign actor, these are potential acts of war.

I saw "Forrest Gump" several times. I personally thought it was Tom Hanks' greatest role and I think it was one of the most eloquent love stories of our time.

I like silence; I'm a gregarious loner and without the solitude, I lose my gregariousness.

Everything I do is for my people.