If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

If things are built on a poor foundation, there is absolutely nothing there”.

Music is wonderful. Especially if there's some kind of content to it.

The rule I have when choosing films is the excitement factor, I need to feel excited about the story and whatever message the film has - only then do I sign on the dotted line.

I've never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I'd be the first to have the surgery.

I just want to play guitar and be in a band. Same as I always did.

They are fools who do not know how much the half exceeds the whole.

Involution always precedes evolution.

You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.

One thing I do know is that we are fortunate to be here and we're here to try and better ourselves and to be good.

I look at everything. That's my job. I really do, every day. I think about everything.