If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

The big yellow one is the sun!

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those people. I feel like I owe everyone in there an explanation.

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

I take a picture, but it's not about who is in the picture or the background of it. It's about the memories and meanings it holds.

In the West, we are very goal oriented. We know where we want to go, and we are very directed in getting there. This may be useful, but often we forget to enjoy ourselves along the route.

That would be the most surprising lesson I'd learn... You only scream when you're finally safe.

Hope says to us constantly "go on go on " and leads us to the grave.

I have no trouble publishing in Soviet astrophysical journals, but my work is unacceptable to the American astrophysical journals.

I'm uninterested in superheroes. I am only interested in real stories, real people, real connection.

The fundamental principle of Christianity is to be what God is, and he is light.

Avoidance of self deception is a matter of integrity not comfort.

She heard the very beginning of a smile in his voice--a fetal smile--and it very nearly killed her.

So that's the challenge for me and that has always been the challenge - finding that melody, that riff, that thing that just lights me up and makes me feel like it's Christmas.