If England treats her criminals the way she has treated me she doesn't deserve to have any.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Ask others what they think of your ideas and plans – Now, this one is the most interesting way of failing.

You’ll never have the chance to work this stuff out unless you give yourself the chance.

Women of all classes are awakening to the necessity of self-support, but few are willing to do the ordinary useful work for which they are fitted.

Knowing yourself is to be rooted in Being, instead of lost in your mind.

Actions are the seed of fate deeds grow into destiny.

Welfare distorts behavior, makes one less personally responsible and reduces the role of private charity. This principle applies to corporate welfare.

If you want to attack someone you attack their family. That is easy. You don't have to say directly.

Words are a completely different form of expression. The word P-E-N-I-S is an entirely different form of communication than a photograph of the same thing. H

But every state, says an inquisitor, has established some religion. No two, say I, have established the same. Is this a proof of the infallibility of establishments?

The common moral framework: Do anything as long as it does no harm to others. Problem: Whose definition of harm?