If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Endeavour to explore the surrounding world, try to do your best and jump over you head, only in that case you'll achieve a result.

It’s hard to see yourself changing until you’re so far from the person you used to be that it’s hard to remember ever being them at all.

All feminists are suffragists, but not all suffragists are feminists, " as one feminist explained.

Christianity is part of the Common Law of England.

My list would be Russia, Morocco, Turkey, and South Africa I'm doing which is somewhere I've wanted to go, Australia, Japan maybe, and China, if I have the energy to go and play at all those places.

There is nothing in the world really beneficial that does not lie within the reach of an informed understanding and a well-protected pursuit.

How could you look more stupid than to be the guy accepting a bronze medal in gold shoes?

I think that sense of unreality inspired me to write the story within the book that [August] Brill tells himself, one of the stories he tells himself.

Contentions for trifles can get but a trifling victory.

Teaching is more than imparting knowledge, it is inspiring change.