If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write.

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you..., " she kept repeating, in a demonic whisper. "I have to show you... my butt.

Three things have a limited threshold:Time, pain, and death.While truth, love, and knowledge –Are boundless.

Dance with the one that brought you

This is awful. I don't know what's going to happen to me or to anyone else in the world.

Memory is the residue of thought

Yeah! I went to the set of Monuments Men.

That's when you know a horror film delivers - when you're walking out of the theater going 'Oh my God!' You can't get the images out of your mind.

Good listening is always the first step in the process that creates technique and capability

As early as the autumn of 1862, I was made very happy by being sent to school.

I have to make good things so good comedians want to talk to me.

You can't hit without your hands.