If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

To break yourself loose from the dominion, rulership and manipulation of the devil, you have to embrace light (knowledge).

Have faith in the universe and its capability to lead you to the path of abundance.

Deep in earth my love is lyingAnd I must weep alone.

I am a child of digital generation. I have done most of the records with Rilo Kiley on computers, on Pro Tools or other digital programs.

When you dance and move around it creates a different reaction from the audience - they love it.

People grew lazy. They knew too many blessings, and so lost the ability to appreciate what they had

You do not give preferred deals and dole out favors, lucrative favors, and government partnerships and weapons deals to your clients.

I have totally like an urbanite relationship to nature. I mean I'm not someone who hikes.

I am not a morning person. I like to sleep in.

Deliver me, O Lord, from that evil man, myself.