If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

We'll leave now, so that this moment will remain a perfect memory...let it be our song and think of me every time you hear it.

I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.

What more could there be, but the absolute beauty of our lives? Look around you, for heaven's sake and stop thinking. It is only in your thoughts and in analytical processes that you lose yourself.

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

We have a system that allows us to manage a free and fair election, free of fraud, free of intimidation, and that's what we delivered on election day, and we're very very proud of it.

Everything looks like a failure in the middle.

Children of those who have been incarcerated are five times more likely to go to prison than children of parents who have never been incarcerated. The sins of the father visiting the child.

A Not So Big House feels more spacious than many of its oversized neighbors because it is space with substance, all of it in use every day.

The best KISS concert I've ever been to was…my wedding.

There are two fatal errors that keep great projects from coming to life: 1. Not finishing 2. Not starting.