If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

If someone wants to marry you outside the temple, whom will you strive to please - God or a mortal? If you insist on a temple marriage, you will be pleasing the Lord and blessing the other party.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I grew up in the '80s. I was a kid, but all my favorite movies came out of that period.

We have been taught to regard a representative of the people as a sentinel on the watch-tower of liberty.

Players who are late say that their time is more important than the team.

Fear only goes where it's invited to stay.

Today, bilateral relations with Britain are excellent, with cooperation in many areas and both countries continuing to work on strengthening these ties.

Beginnings play their prized part in every finished human accomplishment, for beginnings mean the birth of added progress.

On first listening, Joni Mitchell's 'Court And Spark,' the first truly great pop album of 1974, sounds surprisingly light; by the third or fourth listening, it reveals its underlying tensions.