If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Science and Truth are simple phenomenon of nature, but it is the known that is preventing us from mastering the unknown.

Can’t we do better with Applicant Tracking System (ATS) software?

Live as if you like yourself and it may happen.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

States with high and rising tax burdens are more likely to suffer economic decline; those with low and falling tax burdens are more likely to enjoy strong economic growth.

Everything is possible in this life.

God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Obama has been the single worst president in modern American history in dealing with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

As long as Kline doesn't kiss you." The warning was clear in his voice. "Same goes." "If he kisses me, he's getting decked." I laughed. "You know what I meant.