If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Do not think that one has to be sad in order to be militant, even though the thing one is fighting is abominable.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

I love the physical roles. I have the utmost respect for stunt people and stunt doubles, but I like to do as much as I possibly can with what's become some pretty significant training.

Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail.

If somebody doesn't have enough judgment to be able to look at plastic surgery and realize how phony it is, then they can't be helped.

I sometimes feel tired. But there are so many reasons for being tired.

People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American.

I've been with Life now for seventeen years and I have written several articles for them and will be doing more writing and do at least two assignments a year besides my writing.

Progress is only possible by passing from a state of undifferentiated wholeness to differentiation of parts.