If God is good half the Bible is libel.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

You can accomplish His will, without stopping midway, and even though you may face obstacles, you will overcome

and today, your bonesgathered your skinand said'Come on, let's do it again

:Wait for me here?: :Until the moon crumbles into the sea, : Shadowmane whispered. Wareska laughed again. :Always so eloquently dramatic.:

Fear not but trust in Providence Wherever thou may'st be.

What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.

A grimy fly can soil the entire wall and a small, dirty little act can ruin the entire proceedings.

A curious consequence is that I have become a minor celebrity.

It is strange how one feels drawn forward without knowing at first where one is going.

This is what hatred is. It will feed you and at the same time turn you to rot.

You need to have a culture where people have very high quality standards in everything the company does, but still move quickly.