If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Is the goal I’ve set been determined by a desire to avoid the goal I should have set?

I think you have to be careful about not hurting someone. The last thing I'd want to do is make a fool of someone, unless they saw the humor in it.

Buddha was speaking about reality. Reality may be one, in its deepest essence, but Buddha also stated that all propositions about reality are only contingent.

We must love while these moments are still called today.

I have had some bad shooting games but that doesn't stop me from getting the ball to my teammates

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

One cannot properly appreciate the human realities so long as one labors under the adolescent delusion that people get the fates they deserve.

I remember going to the theatre when I was little and the lights going down and just getting really scared about what was going to happen up there.

Amazingly talented singer who sang like an angry angel

Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.