If God were a Kantian, who would not have us till we came to Him from the purest and best motives, who could be saved?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

A person without self-expression is a person without personal freedom.

There are few virtues which the Poles do not possess and there are few errors they have ever avoided.

Runners are the ultimate celebration people. Running is just so intense, you're really experiencing life to the fullest.

A totally honest organization would never hide or disguise actions or stonewall.

Usually I get up early every morning and from 6:00 to 10:00 I write. The rest of the time I study and prepare my work or I do other things. But four hours a day are exclusively devoted to writing.

I only want the truth to be known, for everyone to take responsibility for their actions.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, This is where I wanna be.

The job of senior management is to cultivate an environment where store managers can learn from the market and from each other.

I don't think I'll take the medal as the minute and a half of the race I actually won. I'll take it as the last decade of the hard slog I put in.