If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

A good listener is one who always pays attention, not to gain, but to learn.

[h]ope, like a desert aloe. Hope, stubborn and bitter to the taste. That hides water. That bears the drought. An ugly plant with the power to heal.

Here were we wretched creatures of men making for each other's throats, and outraging the good earth which God had made so fair a habitation.

Why was love such an addictive drug?Why did loving someone cause such suffering?

Remember what we're looking at. Gold is a currency. It is still, by all evidence, a premier currency, that no fiat currency, including the dollar, can match.

Seem like a lot of people wear shoes they can't walk in.

I always worry that knowing too much about a novel or a story early on in writing will close it down - it feels fatalistic in some way.

Around the ancient track marched, rank on rank, The army of unalterable law.

It takes a certain courage and a certain greatness even to be truly base.

I've always been the bookish type, and I've never really hidden that about myself.