If He who in Himself can lack nothing, chooses to need us, it is because we need to be needed.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Appreciate the sacred life you have, it is a gift from God.

At least half of your mind is always thinking, I'll be leaving; this won't last. It's a good Buddhist attitude. If I were a Buddhist, this would be a great help. As it is, I'm just sad.

I can't really explain what it's like to be in love, but I feel like it's being comfortable. It's almost like having a best friend. It's a beautiful thing.

A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.

It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.

I would absolutely authorize something beyond waterboarding. And believe me, it will be effective.

My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond.

Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means.

To preach long, loud, and Damnation, is the way to be cried up. We love a man that damns us, and we run after him again to save us.

Not to employ prayer with my patients was the equivalent of deliberately withholding a potent drug or surgical procedure.