If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Rather be a thin dog that is free than a fat one chained

You know you are alone in marriage when your spouse is ignorant of your daily needs.

Go find yourself first so you can also find me.

It’s really simple. Sell high-value stuff to people who value high-value stuff.

People do blame you for the things they do to you.

Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement, but we do not have to say that we are anticommunists just to fawn on foreign powers.

We are not permitted to linger, even with what is most intimate.

Market-driven design builds the success of the product's marketing into the product itself.

When you're trying to love two, it sure ain't easy to do.