If I am a thief, it's because of private property.

I'm amazed to form part of this amazing universe and I'm proud of the hunger that keeps me awake. Because when man is full he falls asleep.

From the cradle to the grave is a school, so if what we call problems are lessons, we see life differently.

A bomb makes more noise than a caress, but for each bomb that destroys, there are millions of caresses that nourish life.

Every morning is good news, every child that is born is good news, every just man is good news, every singer is good news, because every singer is one less soldier.

May God want for man to be able to be a child again to understand that he is mistaken if he thinks he can find happiness with a checkbook.

if love is not the answer, make sure to change the question.

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.

You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.

I love spicy food.

In sleep, when fancy is let loose to play, Our dreams repeat the wishes of the day.

The sunshine that strikes American roads each year contains more energy than all the fossil fuels used by the entire world.

Even Michelangelo got paid for doing the Sistine Chapel. To those artists who say they're doing it for the love of art, I say: Get real.

Resolutions are popular because everyone feels they could use a little improvement.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Horrible things happen when you run out of other people's money, and life and work becomes a burden when there is no reward for your effort.