If I am too busy to read The Bible ... am I too busy?

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

Switch off the TV and tune in to yourself

The burden is in knowing.

I don't like super-descriptive modern fiction. I like, "Here's what was happening in 1582 all over the planet." Then that gets my imagination going.

From its inception by Michael Bennett, 'Dreamgirls' has always been an epic story with an ensemble cast. I didn't change that. The screen version remains, really, a group story.

The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is that which they exercise the least--the privilege of making others happy.

The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It's easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into an orgy. It's less easy to say you like eating toast and watching QI.

Learn and think imperially.

Personally I didn't believe God had a private torture chamber. Hell was being cut off from God, cut off from his power, his energy, Him.

I think that once you go through childbirth, you can do anything. It's like Wow! I can conquer the world now!

It is never wrong to fight for what is right, never!