If I breathe, what will my heart think?If I vomit, what will my soul think?

No one has yet tested the pencilTo see how many words it can write

Night is the sleep of seven wax mothsDawn is the singing of five mermaidsNoon is the scratching of three field miceDusk is the shadow of a crow

To feel worthy, value others.

You're given the fruit of one palm tree:Bear it a basin of clear water.Don't trouble with the plight of other palms.

The loser is usually the one who is ready to lose. Fight, overcome difficulties, control your emotions – and you will win.

I take my hat off to mums who have lots of kids. Anyone that says being a mum isn't a full-time job has obviously never had any.

Once you have the first draft it's living, and you can coax it to grow and trim it and reshape it and so on. But get that first draft.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Handguns are a public-health problem.

I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.

If you think too much about something, you're not feeling it.