If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches.

At one point in your life, you'll have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

In the States, tennis is sixth or seventh on the totem pole as far as sports go.

You can get the true essence of New Yorkers by just hanging out in Central Park

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

Once you get to a certain level, anybody can beat anybody else on any given day.

I'm convinced being a tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world.

The key to the match might have been his serving. Maybe I should have concentrated harder on watching them go by me, I don't know.

I enjoy hitting tennis balls. I haven't lost any of the innocent parts of tennis. I just do it in front of less people.

I'm not going to go run and hide because I'm catching some heat. I'm not going to stay at home and pout.

No, if I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match. If you got the guns, go for it. I got two breadsticks sticking out of my sleeve. I'll stick with sleeves.

Correlation is not cause, it is just a 'music of chance'.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

In too many cases, if our Government had set out determined to destroy the family, it couldn't have done greater damage than some of what we see today.

The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.

Bass is for people who can't play guitar

When you introduce into our schools a spirit of emulation, you have present the keenest spur admissible to the youthful intellect.

Man's destiny lies half within himself, half without. To advance in either half at the expense of the other is literally insane.

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.