If I can send you a sign, I will.

I'm young enough to enjoy life, and you're old enough to mind your own business.

I do believe—that all the world's a star. Beyond that heav'nly light I shall fly far!" Luke (ACT I, Scene 7)

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well maybe once.

There is no such thing as making the miracle happen spontaneously and on the spot. You've got to work.

An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work.

Face the thing that seems overwhelming and you will be surprised how your fear will melt away.

You're a unique person. You should do what you're suited to do. We all should. It's the only way to be happy. That pressure is all outside. It's external.

A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in a comedy, you kind of just need to walk into the door.

I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.