If I can't take Jesus Christ with me, I don't want to go.

The news is not about news anymore. It's about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective throats of America.

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

You'd better watch where you go, and remember where you've been

Marry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them.

What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.

I ain't askin' nobody for nuttin' if I cain't get it on my own.

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

So say it loud and let it ring We are all a part of everything The future, present and the past Fly on proud bird You're free at last

I'm not ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ... if I can't take him with me, I don't want to go.

I couldn't care less about politically correct.

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.

The trite saying that honesty is the best policy has met with the just criticism that honesty is not policy. The real honest man is honest from conviction of what is right, not from policy.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

Gravity is the best cloak for sin in all countries.

The Nazis victimized some people for what they did, some for what they refused to do, some for what they were, and some for the fact that they were.

Devote today to something so daring even you can't believe you're doing it.

If you make listening and observation your occupation you will gain much more than you can by talk.

My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.

Comedy is helping a lot at the moment. It also seems to be getting under Trump's skin and revealing a lot about the kind of thin-skinned fool that he is.

I'm comfortable, but not satisfied and I hope to always feel that way.