If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

Memories are powerful that way. They can bring a person back to another place and time and make them laugh or cry all over again.

Jack: "..You were the on­ly one I saw when I closed my eyes"Lexi: "Then why wasn't I enough when they were open?

When you have spent too much time with something, you may lose sight of what's marvelous about it.

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

I'm quiet and introverted, and I like to just be by myself a lot. I like to read, and just get away and surf.

It's very important to be able to act properly. You need financing, and you never have enough.

All the people in Korea are cheering me like I'm a gold medalist or something, so I have a responsibility to my country.

The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years.

Anything that doesn't make sense, I don't want to give too much of my brain to.

And I hope I'm forgiven for Thug Livin when I die.