If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.

Damn, she was getting so tangled up by guilt and desire. ~Nikki in Texas Tangle

It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.

Also I'm a part of the people that I've worked with in baseball that have been so great to me, Mr. Earl Mann of Atlanta, who gave me my first baseball broadcasting job.

Be respectful of words. They mean something.

The 'corporatization of America' during the past century has been an attack on democracy.

I don't like Tommy on Broadway at all. I like the music, I'm pleased with Pete's success but I don't like what they've done to it.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly.

The worst thing is to get involved with people who aren't passionate about what they're doing.