If I choose to take the time and make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all we need -- not all of this 'Why are you in my house?' nonsense.

Love is about heartbreak, If you think it’s fulfillment, happiness, satisfaction, union, it's even more heartbreak.

Do I have to give you hair torture to get it out of y

People who are afraid of the truth never find it.

There was always a way, when one knew what one wanted.

There is a black which is old and a black which is fresh. Lustrous black and dull black, black in sunlight and black in shadow.

You can have an elected parliament that makes laws, but if the judiciary is appointed by the Supreme Leader - who is a representative of God - then you're kind of at an impasse.

You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

Live the Life you'd be envious of if you saw someone else living it.

I don't remember too many rounds where you get shots given to you. Usually, ones are taken away.