If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.

The man who prays is the one who thinks that god has arranged matters all wrong, but who also thinks that he can instruct god how to put them right.

It's probably a merciful thing that pain is impossible to describe from memory

To the dumb question "Why me?" the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: why not?

Your narrative may fail to grip if you haven't taken any care to find out how well or badly your audience member is faring (or feeling).

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

The Manchurian Candidate was the most important movie I was in, let's face it.

For what one has to learn to do, we learn by doing.

There's a huge difference between being in love and being in love with the thought of love. Recognize the difference. Never settle.

The past. The Golden Age of the past. What a nostalgia we all feel for it. Yet we don't want it when we get it. Try the South Seas.

Fill your plate with the colours of the rainbow. What pleases the eye, pleases the body.

I was early in my career and didn't understand that people were looking at me and critiquing me yet.

There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

My pitch count as a general rule was 135. And I knew how many pitches I had when I went to the mound for the last three innings.