If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

Men work together, ' I told him from the heart, 'Whether they work together or apart.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

can you see how amazing the sun in Winter, like a miracle", i said. He looked at me and said "The sun is like miracle just in Winter and you are miracle in my life".

An orange on the table, your dress on the rug, and you in my bed, sweet present of the present, cool of night, warmth of my life.

Do not dehumanize others.

You marry a non-graduate, then you are going to worry if your son or daughter is going to make it to the university.

When you do a TV show, there's always the fear that it will become tired and you'll know exactly what's going to happen.

Somebody loves us, too - God Himself. We have been created to love and to be loved

The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It’s perhaps the best book I’ve read in years.

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'