If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Belief is blind but with patience it too shall become apparent in due time.

We have yet to find a significant case where the company did not move in the direction of the chief executive's home.

My little girls are the most beautiful women in the world. I am a lucky, lucky man. I will spend every day making sure that they know this.

But harmony is limitation. Thus rightness of limitation is essential for growth of reality. Unlimited possibility and abstract creativity can procure nothing.

Don't write about that which you don't know.

Prayer means rushing to the Father as His child. It means asking and receiving, loving and thanking Him.

Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning.

Perhaps the basic thing which contributes to charm is the ability to forget oneself and be engrossed in other people.

A king is no king without his people, but a people without their king would be lost as well.

My state has the highest child poverty rate in all of New England, above the national average.