If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

No work is so important you have to do it.

Befriend simple thoughts for tangled ones may choke you

When people change their irrational beliefs to undogmatic flexible preferences, they become less disturbed.

Only music has the ability to take you to the edge of reality and allow you to peek in for a moment.

Mother-love is not inevitable. The good mother is a great artist ever creating beauty out of chaos

I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar.

It was fun to talk too much [as Jebediah Woodley], to keep running your mouth whether the other characters want to hear it or not. That's part of what made this guy fun.

The ideals and principles for which Martin Luther King Jr. fought have never been forgotten and are as relevant today as they were 40 years ago.

What could be more perfect than marrying the person you love.