If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

If you have never found yourself, the best place to look is in your loneliness, and rock-bottom is even better.

The opportunities that can be envisioned then created are endless.

In a country where offices are created solely for the benefit of the people no one man has any more intrinsic right to official station than another.

I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.

You don't even need the director's judgement. It's too much.

We must view humility as one of the most essential things that characterizes true Christianity.

Wealthy people always know the exact value of their time.

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

The interviewer always learns something new from the interviewee. It opens up your mind to new ideas and the vast multiplicity of human experience.

I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.