If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

Im a huge fan of the James Bond genre.

I would beg, borrow, and steal to live in N.Y.C.

I work in L.A. from time to time.

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do.

I started watching The Stooges religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

If you really pay attention to the movie, it comes into play, in many different sections.

Whatever you want, work for it.

We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon.

Implement an outstanding idea to yield you back a priceless life.

Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.

I wish to be a martyr, and I don't fear death.

I might be stupid to think love is love, but I do.

I don't want a gang of shouting, arguing, law-breaking photographers to camp out everywhere we are, all day every day, to continue traumatizing my kids.

We have both the ability and the responsibility to make better choices beginning today.

Never give up; nothing is done overnight. Anyone who achieved anything in life always did it after many failures. Don’t give up hope.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.