If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

It was the kind of mouth that should only be found on angels. Chick angels.

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called out to Jesus when he’d been deep inside her.

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.

No moment of charm without long roots in the past, no moment of charm is born on bare soil, a careless accident of beauty, but is the sum of great sorrows, growths, and efforts.

Unresolved issues from childhood revisit us in adulthood.

Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference.

This will be my last year, Lord. I have gotten what I can. Thank You.

I want to caution you against the idea that balance has to be a routine that looks the same week in and week out.

There is simply no substitute for hard work when it comes to achieving success.

I've fallen down crevasses, been bitten by snakes, been knocked unconscious, had various limbs broken and once, a heavy camera came plunging down which very nearly decapitated me.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

It's not fair to say that people who work with their head or with their hands ought to pay taxes, but people who earn their living with capital ought not to.

I can't deny the fact that you like me! You like me!