If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Friendship has splendors that love knows not. It grows stronger when crossed whereas obstacles kill love. Friendship resists time which wearies and severs couples. It has heights unknown to love.

Always, always pursue happiness.

Knowledge is power only when put to use - and then only when the use made of it is constructive.

We're being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art.

Even when my parents were together, they both had to travel and work, and it wasn't like they had nine-to-five jobs. In that way, it wasn't a normal family life.

No matter what his position or experience in life, there is in everyone more latent than developed ability; far more unused than used power.

The passion for power over others can never cease to threaten mankind, and is always sure of finding new and unforseen allies in continuing its martyrology.

It is true that as you have children, there are a good many months when you don't want to be working full-time. I agree that that's an issue.

And as the bullet ripped through his flesh, Ralston was consumed by a single thought: I never told her that I loved her.

Finding a sponsor is the toughest part of racing, tougher than driving.