If I didn't know you I would say I don't know you.

Getting older is inevitable--being old is a choice.

The only way to get around Arizona is by small private plane.

You beat a woman and drag her down a flight of stairs.

At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.

To be getting an education means this: to be learning what is your own, and what is not your own.

Talk to people no one else is talking to.

People fall in love all the time. And it's not always with the right people. And it's not always reciprocated.

There's time limits on how long people's attention spans will work. There's six weeks in each territory that you're really famous, then you, thank god, disappear again.

What do I believe? I do not know; I do not know; I do not know.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.