If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Wow, a world without darkness. How beautiful was that?

Every day I try to be in communication with the universe in an unconscious way.

Having been an educator for so many years I know that all a good teacher can do is set a context, raise questions or enter into a kind of a dialogic relationship with their students.

Coaching secrets? I don't think I got any. The main "secret" - love for chess.

You can't walk on water until you get yourself out the boat.

We are all fools in love.

I think it's not inaccurate to say that I had a perfectly happy childhood during which I was very unhappy.

It was often in small moments that significant things were revealed.

All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh.

I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.