If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.

I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.

People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.

When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it

I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.

It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show

I don't know anything anymore. Is that normal? Is it normal to notice the enormity of everything and just go blank?

How can men boast that they control their own destiny when they cannot solve the problems of war?

Fools are those who do not understand, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Take your actions carefully to avoid unwanted results

The world is right because I feel good.p. 83, Awareness, copyright 1990

I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.

A negative judgment gives you more satisfaction than praise, provided it smacks of jealousy.

Great robbers always resemble honest folk. Fellows who have rascally faces have only one course to take, and that is to remain honest; otherwise, they would be arrested off-hand.

We need real farmers who grow real food, and the will to reform a broken food system. And for that, we need not only to celebrate farmers, but also to advocate for them.

Aristocrats need not be rich, but they must be free, and in the modern world freedom grows rarer the more we prate about it.

Most of the beauties of travel are due to the strange hours we keep to see them