If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

When I was little, there were three channels.

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

When you are intense, you will do things persistently and with speed

An open heart has greater power than a clenched fist.

Let us runaway to the aspirations we dream of in our childish moments, where magic is real and we are unstoppable.

The grasping mind holds on to everything – beliefs, people, possessions – so that it seems as though there is hardly any room to breathe.

When the CEO makes a decision, people don't come back on it.

I like the assumption that everyone is trying his best, and we should all just be kind to each other.

It is hard to be finite upon an infinite subject, and all subjects are infinite.

I guess every superhero need his theme music.

I never wanted to live forever," she says. "I just wanted enough time.

Whoever loses the capability for inner silence, loses contact to himself and soon won't be able to think clearly any more.