If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Without Creativity there is no INNOVATION!

Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.

Anger may seem to be a source of energy, but it’s blind.

The energy you bring, positive or negative, dictates your perceptions, receptions and radiations.

It's in the private places of the heart that freedom is made or unmade by the discipline we create there.

Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning.

Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date.

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.

There are times when the law jeopardizes those who obey it.

I started studying what the nature of a monument is and what a monument should be. And for the World War III memorial I designed a futile, almost terrifying passage that ends nowhere.