If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

In every moments of life, we're all having up and down.If there are no up or down, it means we didn't have any life.

The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived.

Start enjoying the things you like about yourself, and if there are things you want to change, either get to work on it or get over it.

Hopefully each film can be given a musical voice of its own, which is not to say that the instrumentation is always unique, but that the relationship between the sound and the image is unique.

The doctors told me I'd be fine if I play only golf and tennis doubles for the rest of my life. But I dive. I dogsled. I trek. I guess I'll have surgery.

No woman should say, "I am but a woman!" But a woman! What more can you ask to be?

As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.

People tend to slip up and go along the old road before they realise what they've done and climb out of it again.

What pretty bright trout there are in this bold rock creek! It would full be called a river in England, and so it is!

The face of evil is always the face of total need.