If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”“Yeah, ” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

Where do the words gowhen we have said them?

Our souls fell in love long before we ever knew.

It's time to consider: What are the toughest choices you face as you lead yourself and others into the future?

He thinks he can see all her grief in her face, all her love and empty days.

I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned.

...if you are overdressed, it is a comment on them. If you are under dressed, it is a comment on you.

My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those users who are somehow able to get past DOS.

I read constantly. If I don't have a good book, I'm beside myself.

Never play anything the same way twice.